Dear Mark,
I don't know how to say this, but I'm in love with your sister.
I think I realised it when your dwarf bit me in woman-clothes, and I saw you sit on my aloevera plant.
I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I have changed sex.
I'm sending back your love letters, but I'm keeping your left ear as a memory.
You should know that I throw rocks at Woody Allen-imitations.
Go to hell
- Inu
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Dear- your partners name- (if you're singel, write Mark)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __